if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
Good Job Ron
- Baby: M-m
- Mom: Mama?
- Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
when ur going to the mall
and u actually have money
He’s summoning Satan
or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold
No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"
"I’m not mad I’m just disapointed"
This is my favorite picture in the world I don’t care how many times I’ve already reblogged it
I do this several times a day