Surreal Tumblr Themes

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

precumming:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage

emmysafari:

Good Job Ron

emmysafari:

Good Job Ron

  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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vampiratestakemanhatten:

sweetbabycheesus:

night-clowns:

He’s summoning Satan

or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold 

No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.

vampiratestakemanhatten:

sweetbabycheesus:

night-clowns:

He’s summoning Satan

or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold 

No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

spagghetto:

"I’m not mad I’m just disapointed"

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potatochipslut:

This is my favorite picture in the world I don’t care how many times I’ve already reblogged it

potatochipslut:

This is my favorite picture in the world I don’t care how many times I’ve already reblogged it

tastefullyoffensive:

Ladypug [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Ladypug [x]

nekokat42:

I do this several times a day